Score: 7

"Easy and bad."

submission: Armed Prophet

date: November 22, 2009

First, the goods.
They music was amazing, some of the best in a long time. Art was pretty good, a little simplistic but it worked, and the cut scenes were very well made, although short.

Difficulty
I suck at these side scrollers, I always have, but it seems that it was way to easy, even considering my horrible abilities. The hard mode did make it a little harder, but comparing it to a game of minesweeper, normal is beginner, and hard is medium, both really easy.

Controls
They functioned for me, but they were far from enjoyable, basically it was jam A, then move horizontal, jam A again. The bosses were pitiful, most of the time I killed them without getting hurt, and the weapon balance had issues. Crowbar was 2nd best because the D attack was useful, the best was the spear thing since it 1 hit killed people and you could basically clear 3 sets waves of enemies with a single use.

Kinda backhands my opinion on Po3, i used to think the programmers drew the short stick on this, this is the exception that proves the rule I suppose.

Score: 10

"Short, sweet, and to the point."

submission: Madness Combat 5.5

date: November 20, 2009

Excellent work, your best animation so far. Everytime you seem to add a new element, from bullet casings to blood splats to blood on swords, but it all has come together flawlessly. I could complain about length but it was like 2 minutes of....well madness. The animation seemed far smoother and you definately stepped up with the simultaneous animation of both of them. Aggregation had some of that but it was very sporadic and had lots of pauses, this gave me a head ache of joy flipping between two characters killing as beautifully as any other movie has had a chance at.

Sanford and Deimos are some bad ass characters, and I was hoping for more developement but then I remembered, this is Madness Combat, not a book or a 2 hour long movie, this is M-A-D-N-E-S-S C-O-M-B-A-T. The new background animations and even some of the plain camera angles and effects were above expectation, although I doubt you can top all of the amazing flame work you did in MC7 and 9 Excellent work champ, loved it, now I have to watch it a few hundred more times, L4D2 will wait.

I always have to feel reviewy so I will give one criticism, although most of the blood animation was fluid, some of the new blood had no physics too it, it looked kinda like a paper towel blowing in the air. It also hung around too long, I know it would be impossible to reanimate every blood thing so there has to be some continuity errors but some seemed way out of proportion.

Well, thats all I can complain about, length isn't a complaint, its a flash movie, not a blockbuster.

Take your time, this shorter one was beautiful.

Score: 10

"Good thing I finished my soda."

submission: School 13 - H.S. - Saw 2

date: November 13, 2009

Because when you did the black dot crying eyes thing I coughed and laughed at the same time. Great stuff man. Love your work, and don't change it to english, Russian is a better language. Subtitles are nice though.

Score: 10

"Pills joke"

submission: Left 4 Bed

date: November 5, 2009

Really needed a pills joke. Other then that, pretty orgasmic. I liked the multiple redrawn faces, added a great touch.

Valve should have kept this gang in for L4D2, the only awesome one now is Coach who is basically Tyler Perry without the ointment or the lawsuits.

Now you need to make one with a boomer and a smoker.

Score: 10

"I feel bad"

submission: Gretel and Hansel

date: October 25, 2009

I wasn't expecting any real violence in this and spilled my soda when Hansel fell from the sky and splattered, from there all the deaths were funny but wow, I almost ruined an expensive keyboard with a can of TaB.

Game was great, it works very smoothly, it was fun to play, well made, well coded, well everything. The biggest positive was the logical way of doing things, unlike a lot of other point and click games that require random guessing.

The deaths were pretty damn creative too, the axe one was a bit bizzare/extreme, but still mildly fun.

Bated breath for part 2.

Score: 9

"Not bad"

submission: TF2 Scout Soundboard

date: October 19, 2009

Pretty sweet, you got some of the best ones, unfortunately he has too many to put in a flash, most of the class specific taunts are pretty good, like Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy, and most of the sniper taunts.

The best of the non-class specific taunts, got all of those. Good job hardhat.

Score: 10

"Pretty sweet"

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: September 23, 2009

Probably the best Madness game ever made, at least better then anything other than interactive. This game was a lot prettier and more fun to play, but it has one big problem with it. I know theres the bug with the final fight scene but there is another thing that really takes away from the experience.

The gun swapping is really annoying. I know it would be tricky to make the game add more ammo if you pick up the same type of gun or even to have a throw gun function but running over a gun that has 1 bullet while you have a chainsaw with 600 rounds(?) left shouldn't make you switch weapons. I don't think making a weapon dropping button would be necessary. If you made the player only pick up a new weapon after he runs out of ammo, this problem would go away. All the weapons can fire fast which would make this easy to do since any weapon can be fired and emptied rather quickly.

Great job boyos, I love your shoot em ups.

Score: 10

"Stands out"

submission: Break Through the Madness

date: September 23, 2009

This movie stands out from all the other madness movies this year. You did a good job with the animation and the smoothness, but everyone seems to have done that pretty well, but you did two things that stood out.

1st, you either used different or made your own fire effects, which I something I am failing miserably at doing. Most of the time when people make them they seem choppy but yours were very fluid and realistic.

2nd and most unique, I don't know why but the blood effects were the first thing I really noticed, the blood was probably the best animated blood I've seen, even comparable to Krinkel's work. I can't say the blood is realistic because it never is but yours was very fluid and life-like. I don't know, I ran out of things to say after my 5th review, but your movie gave me a lot to review. Good job, I hope you win something.

Score: 10

"I am proud to say that I only recognized"

submission: Hunt of the Shoop 2 Pt. 1

date: September 22, 2009

about half of the memes in this movie. That realization alone is worth a 10. You could have stopped there.

The animationism was pretty badass, fluid and all that, I can basically copy and paste the animation parts of the ten reviews I wrote today, but you, LLL, and Proxide have had the smoothest so far. I hope you finish this, or redness, or what ever I don't care as long as it is good. Speaking of good how is the Po3 coming along? All this success of people around my age makes me want to do something with my life. I guess killing rats in Fallout 3 will suffice for now.

Really good stuff, I got off topic up there. Can't wait for Redness and such.

Score: 10

"Good thing that isn't Hank"

submission: Madness - Preloaded II

date: September 22, 2009

Because I would have a hard time deciding who would win in a fight, 47 or Hank.

Preloader guy can lose, I don't care for him, he hasn't been revived 8 times.

Slick animation, I liked the camera movements and angles. The only complaint is it was quite short. Other then that good work.