Score: 6

"Glitch ruined it for me"

submission: Stickya Adventurya

date: May 13, 2009

I played for 20 minutes and although sucked at it, enjoyed it, but I began to notice glitches with doors where my character would go through the door without opening them, but none broke the game, until the 3rd level after the skateboard where you rode your skateboard over the ramp and over the spikes. My character made it but slid off screen and no matter what i did never returned to the screen.

Score: 10

"And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't"

submission: The SirTom93 Collab

date: April 25, 2009

for that meddling canadian.

Surprisingly good for a collab about a "sad" news story, but then again made by some crack animators. Good work boys, needed cocks though.

Score: 10

"Bah"

submission: Bunny Invasion: Easter

date: April 24, 2009

I just got done beating this game on Kon, oh well, NG is better.

The game is good, the only negative is the repetative voice acting. And the final level is rediculously easy.

Maybe adding some more building upgrades or something, but its still flawless.

Score: 10

"I don't know what the fuck just happend"

submission: h0w 2 anim8 maddnes

date: April 19, 2009

I gotta lay off the sauce because all I heared was that weird noise adults made on the Charlie Brown show but due to Sanford's titties you get a ten.

Score: 9

"They keep getting better"

submission: Madness Agitation 3

date: April 4, 2009

But you still haven't fixed the biggest annoyance, don't have any silent sections, no matter how well animated they are, they still are out of place and draw away from the experience.

Great work, smooth shit boys.

Score: 10

"I don't understand your aggression towards"

submission: LL - Fight the Power!

date: April 1, 2009

Other people's cultures.

Great flash grasshopper.

Score: 10

"WOW!"

submission: Perspective Tutorial .

date: March 31, 2009

I never knew this stuff was that complex, I just add things and hop they turn out right... It helps to have the geometry behind this stuff, I just distort things with the free transform tool. That is very helpful sir.

After you started the flash segment, was the entire thing done in flash? I know the first few images weren't because of the shading gradients but was the other stuff done in flash? That was amazing, I have been struggling with perspectives so this was a great help. You are a master.

Score: 1

"Constructive critisism you say?"

submission: madness combat A.T.

date: March 29, 2009

You need to animate them. You could and might have made that just using a scene creator, there was no animation other then the movieclips you used like bandanas.

There was no animation, the animation is what can be critisized, animate something so we can offer advice, you could be the best animator in the world but you didnt animate so no one can suggest how to improve.

Theres nothing to critisize, you didn't know how to work the movie clips and stuff because shotguns kept pumping when still, there was no animated blood, no recoil no shell casings...

You just dragged and dropped stuff.

The only positive is at least it had some length, it could have been worse if it was really short..

Score: 10

"Funny concept"

submission: Sirtom93 - The Game!

date: March 26, 2009

Glad it beat all the crap that normally gets these awards but sadly making this stuff is giving the attention he wanted. Oh well, maybe he'll get a cock in the ass in prison.

Hes not an arsonist, hes a pussy.

I like the concept of character selection, greatest part other than the parody. You should have had a cock in the background when he was in prison.

Score: 9

"Not bad,"

submission: Team Fortress 2 Shorts 1

date: March 25, 2009

I wouldn't have reviewed this if you hadn't made fun of that bullshit commie sandman weapon.

The art needed a little touch up and I learned from Meet The Spy that if you blur real backgrounds from the game they blend better with the animation. Spinning characters doesn't look very good, it looks better to just have them turn completely so they dont look paper-thin. Maybe have a middleground art piece to ease the turn. You also got team colors screwed up when the heavy got abandoned by his medic.

Now since I have no life I would like to discuss the sandman

What is your opinion on the sandman? I personally hate it, being a scout as my major class. I have always loved the scout because not many people can do well as him and I have been. I hate waiting and moving slow so I just rush with him. The sandman in my opinion makes him a different class. They take away his prime attribute (or second if you consider speed to be the most) and give him a weapon he can use to hit targets long range, and make them easy to kill. Experienced scouts don't need this ability, most times when I play, people who are real scouts don't use the sandman.

I hate this weapon even more so because I can't melee scouts anymore. I have always had binds that say BONK and BOINK and I press the keys everytime I bat someone, which is over 50% of the time according to my HLSTATS record. Now that these scouts can shoot projectiles with their bats, I can't have a fair melee because if I pull out my bat, they pull theirs out and try to hit me with the ball, so they weren't meleeing in the firstplace.

Its frustrating, sorry for ranting all over your flash but I hate sandman.