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Amazing.

Words cannot describe how fun that was. Instead of describing it, I'll make a walkthrough since you haven't yet.

Quick notes:

Use patsies, on every mission, the best ones are the increase success rate ones, the Tudor is my favorite.

When starting out, STEAL MONEY LIKE CRAZY, it is very useful when you don't have businesses to support your operation.

Always have a henchmen wandering, I only used two henchmen, I originally bought femme fatality, and then after she died (i made her fight alone because I wanted a new henchmen) I purchased I.V. and she stayed the rest of the game.

Walkthrough of success:

First, get around 10 minions, then steal a science. Next, steal money and alternate between the two, until level 2. Level 2 means business. Start your legit financial empire, which will become increasingly important and useful. Buy all 6 turrets, i recommend repeating turrets, then continue stealing science, and when you can, start robbing banks and stuff, there are only two real necessary missions to complete the game. Purchase Railguns if they are available, if not, unlock them.

Once you have some cash, you can start to upgrade, your first big step is to move to the moon, unlock it and get the 30k to move, its the best decision you can make. Build 6 turrets, REPEATING ONLY. Now fill up your control rooms and your financial room using 30 minions. Buy the other 20 minions for defenses and missions. Rob places until you are able to buy out all available businesses, and then steal science to unlock the rest of the businesses. Once you have all businesses unlocked and purchased, go you can focus all out on science.

Just run missions, once you have the A.I. control rooms, you will have your 30 minions back so put them on permanent patrol. On attacks keep your pool full and deploy as necessary. Continue to finish your sciences and then blow up the Earth.

Took me around 2 hours, I hope my walkthrough helps.

I would have enjoyed a tankmen reference

When you shoot the guy's dick off, maybe he wears a tankman uniform, theres a tankmen logo somewhere, or even an audioclip.

Oh and awesome game. I enjoyed the over the top Rube Goldberg like assassinations, the one where you have to try 20 times and use 100 bullets and then laugh as it all happens like a game of mousetrap.

TheGameHomepage responds:

I never even saw a tankmen episode until some1 commented about this in their review. Now I've watched them all, they rock!

cool

Great idea, people need to be more effective. Sadly people prolly wont see this.

I played it yesterday on Maxgames or somethin

Sweet game, good graphics, difficult but ill live.

Fun, smooth, solid, sweet.

The game is really really good, it is difficult, but its beatable. I never got passed level four with the weaponry.

Heres the basic low-down on technique.

Start out on the left side, stick to those two rocks while fighting the beard form. When Tom is above you, hes about to drop loaves of bread for some reason, take cover under the rocks because they bread slows down hitting the rocks so u can move out of the way. While doing this u can hit the headstones for extra experience. If Tom's head floats away to the right, get down low because he shoots lasers out of his eyes to the top of the screen. Right after that, quickly jump up to the very top of the middle rock or 2nd higher rock while the laser flies below you.

Now for the offense. Tom will hover around you after he shoots from the right and from the ceiling. He will start out hovering around u, trying to get you into his beard, so stay to the side of the beard so when he sticks his tounge out and the beard moves he cant hit you. Just keep to the side of him and smash ur A button like nothing else. Tom then does the laser trick but from your side so he faces the right with the laser, you can stay up on the rocks or down like last time, and hit him while hes lasering, or u can just goto the far left and hit him in the back of the head. After this he will float around a little more and spin his beard like a helicopter blade cutting you. Avoid that and keep hitting him, he will then goto the far right side and start the laser again.

He will repeat this until either you die or you take his health all the way down. He has a second form but don't panic if you are low on health and lives, just keep your distance until you can think straight.

The second form is a skeletal skull with red eyes, it will move between the left side rocks, to the right side rocks, to the middle, and then repeat. As it moves, when it gets in position he opens his mouth and shoots fire balls up down left right and at each diagonal, this is easy to avoid because you can keep ur distance when he shoots and the fire balls spread out and you can move through the gaps. If you are close to him you will probably get hit. If you just avoid him when hes about to fire, and hit him while his head is moving to the next spot, you should be alright. Since your weapon upgrades over time it wont be to hard to kill the second form.

After Tom had been defeated again, make sure to sit back and read the credits, and then check out the castle crasher website.

~AT God

Underdog of the year.

This is the king of underdogs, this game is awsome, and its got alot of low scores man...thats bull dude, this should be top.

Great Game, fun to mess around with on a rainy day.

FreeRiderPete responds:

King of underdogs, huh?
new stamp there, but thanks a lot, I suppose it's good.
and nice you now have something to do on rainy days.
Thanks.

Good potential

Amazingly scripted, but, its a little to difficult, or at least too hard to get started, i spent like 15 minutes playin and after like 5 minutes of walking around, my men would die and i didnt have enough resources to replace them so i went out to get more and died again, and after like 5 deaths it became to boring. But i looked around, if you could make it a little easier at the beginning then i think it has alot of potential.

maciik responds:

Maybe try reducing the difficulty to "low". :)

Epic

Amazing, truely amazing. I play this game at night, to keep me from fear, its beyond amazing. When/will there be a third one, because this is a game that demands more versions.

It was alot better then the first one, i didnt like how the first one had the stupid time ur hits type thing, plus, this one is alot more realistic and spooky.

People who complain about it being to hard, make the guy 100% drunk, you can almost brew/drink coffee before the guy dies.

People will demand it be completed

Great game, u gotta finish it, people will give you hell if you dont. Got potential

Doh.

Broke at 10k clicks.

N5 responds:

Maybe that was your auto clicker that broke

It's been a long time.

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